And here we are again! I don't have much to say about this flick that I haven't said already. I have probably watched it around 200 times and it continues to surprise me with each viewing. It's a master class in acting and screenwriting. It's 92 minutes long and it feels like it goes on for 3 hours...in the best way possible. Legend has it they shot almost FOUR hours worth of footage...but said extra footage melted in the Paramount vaults or whatever. While I'd weep at the chance to see some more witty Martin/Candy banter I don’t think there’s any way to improve on perfection. Just because Abbey Road has bonus tracks doesn’t mean you should stick them on the album and jack up the flow, you dig? I’m also pleased to report that I located my long lost VHS copy and can finally watch the film as the Lord intended: with that extra layer of gauze and the trailer for U2’s Rattle and Hum beforehand. This movie is what you need in your life this...and every...Thanksgiving. If that final shot of John Candy doesn't make you shed a tear you are no one I want to know…